![]() Yes, and I want to get un-lost as soon as possible. ![]() keep your distance! I'll use this if I have to! I don't want any trouble! Do you understand!? Just show me the way to get out of here and I'll be on my way! Gollum: Why? Is it lost? Bilbo: Yes. Sméagol: Oh! We like goblinses, batses, and fishes, but we hasn't tried hobbitses before! Gollum: Is it soft? Is it juicy? Bilbo: Now. Sméagol: Bagginses? What is a Bagginses, precious? Bilbo: I'm a hobbit from the Shire. What is it, precious? What is it? Bilbo: My name is. View Quote Gollum: Bless us and splash us, precious! That's a meaty mouthful! Gollum! Gollum! Bilbo: Back! Stay back. It's his excessive consumption of mushrooms! They've addled his brain and yellowed his teeth! ![]() Saruman: Radagast? Do not speak to me of Radagast the Brown. Gandalf: And so I thought too, but Radagast had seen. This "Necromancer" is nothing more than a mortal man. ![]() Gandalf: They speak of a Necromancer living in Dol Guldur, a sorcerer who could summon the dead. The Woodsmen who live there now call it Mirkwood and, uh, they say. We could remain blind to it but it will not be ignoring us, that I can promise you. Gandalf: There is something at work beyond the evil of Smaug. Saruman: Always you must meddle, looking for trouble when none exists. Orcs have attacked us on the road! Elrond: Hardly a prelude to war. Gandalf: Are we- are we at peace? Trolls have come down from the mountains, they are raiding villages, destroying farms. For four-hundred years, we have lived in peace, a hard-won, Watchful Peace. It was swept out to sea by the waters of the Anduin. To control the other Rings, he needs the One. Saruman: Without the Ruling Ring of Power, the Seven are no value to the Enemy. The fate of the last Dwarf-ring remains unknown. Gandalf: Does it not worry you that the last of the Dwarf-rings should simply vanish along with its bearer? Of the Seven Dwarf-rings, four were consumed by dragons, two were taken by Sauron before he fell in Mordor. Saruman: What enemy? Gandalf, the Enemy is defeated. A dragon could be used to terrible effect. Smaug owes allegiance to no one, but if he should side with the Enemy. Galadriel: The dragon has long been on your mind. I'm simply doing what I feel to be right. View Quote Saruman: Tell me, Gandalf, did you think these plans and schemes of yours would go unnoticed? Gandalf: Unnoticed? No, I. He was slain in battle long ago! Great Goblin: So you think his defiling days are done, do you? Send word to the Pale Orc. I know someone who will pay a pretty price for your head. Oh! But I'm forgetting, you don't have a mountain, and you're not a king. Thorin, son of Thráin, son of Thrór! King Under the Mountain. Great Goblin: Shut UP!!! If they will not talk, we'll make them squawk! Bring out the Mangler! Bring out the Bone-Breaker! Start with the youngest! Thorin: WAIT! Great Goblin: Well, well, well! Look who it is. Which is a problem, because we were supposed to be in Dunland last Tuesday. Anyway, the point is we were on this road, like a path, like a track, and then we weren't. Actually, it's not even that come to think of it- it's more like a track. Well, it's not so much of a road as path. Great Goblin I'll flatten more than your trumpet! Bofur: It's more information you want, I'm the one you should speak to! We were on the road. Great Goblin: No tricks! I want the truth! Warts and all. View Quote Great Goblin: What are you doing in these parts? Oin: Don't worry, lads.
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